12/17/09: Exciting new Podcast from F.R.A.N.C.O.!
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by F.R.A.N.C.O., on 1/12/10 at 11:07 pm • 4 Comments

Tales of the Stupid – F.R.A.N.C.O.

Acquaintances of mine know this isn’t too big of a secret, I’m an asshole. But what you may NOT know if that I am a regular Troll. So, I’ve decided to catalog my Trolling exploits as a new segment called “Tales of the Stupid.” In today’s TotS, we have a facebook group. Called Obama Sucks. [...]


by Leon Trotsky, on 12/17/09 at 8:50 pm • 1 Comment

F.R.A.N.C.O.’s The Show Episode 2

John Franco likes things. He also does not like things. In what he refers to as “The Show” John Franco lampoons internet culture, fucked up news stories, and just about anything he doesn’t find peachy. On a side note, Peachy is how you pronounce the Slovak word for C*nt. Direct link to episode: http://www.fuckthetitanic.com/podcast/theshow121409.mp3 To [...]


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by F.R.A.N.C.O., on 11/27/09 at 2:30 pm • No Comments

The F.R.A.N.C.O. Blog “Thoughts I have about Google Wave before my invite registers”

Let’s get one thing straight, Google is pretty much the Christ of the interbutt. But will my expectations be met? Will the beta of Google Wave change my life? Keep in mind that FTT is the only place for reliable information.


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by F.R.A.N.C.O., on 11/26/09 at 6:47 pm • 5 Comments

The 7 Most Hilariously Disturbing Websites for Kids

#7: NSA kids. Site: http://www.nsa.gov/kids/home_html.shtml The Setup Have you been to an airport since late 2001? No? Well take a look around you, what are some things you see? Guns. Security. Signs. Bomb Sniffing Dogs. Security guards with Bomb Sniffing Dogs that have mounted guns on them. The NSA is the National Security Agency is [...]


by Leon Trotsky, on 10/13/09 at 9:42 pm • No Comments

It’s a F.R.A.N.C.O. Podcast!

John Franco likes things. He also does not like things. In what he refers to as “The Show” John Franco lampoons internet culture, fucked up news stories, and just about anything he doesn’t find peachy. On a side note, Peachy is how you pronounce the Slovak word for C*nt. On this pilot episode of “The [...]


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by Leon Trotsky, on 7/17/09 at 10:04 pm • 3 Comments

News That’s Fucking Ridiculous

This column is intended to collect and rip apart the news that initially makes you go “what the hell?”, and subsequently want to call those responsible freaking morons.


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by Leon Trotsky, on 7/13/09 at 3:52 am • 1 Comment

Microsoft Office 2010 Technical Preview Build Leak!

News came out last night that made the whole internet go aflutter. It’s Office build 14.0.4302.1000, and its revolutionary new microscopic upgrades, subtle menu item reorganization, and slightly modified icons will forever change the way you type … words!


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by Grand Marshall Patrick The Great, on 7/6/09 at 12:36 am • 1 Comment

Who the fuck called ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ a masterpiece?

Hey, asshole.  Yeah you, the guy who is quoted as calling the new Transformers movie a masterpiece, you suck.  You are also a great big asshole.  A masterpiece, seriously? Did you see the right movie?


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by F.R.A.N.C.O., on 6/26/09 at 11:40 pm • 6 Comments

R. Kelly is joking. . . Right. . .? Right!? – F.R.A.N.C.O.

So R. Kelly is releasing more chapters to his epic saga “Trapped in the closet.” And I’m not sure whether I should care, cry, or cill (K’s are for losers)